Website Development is Too Complicated in the 21st Century

Call me a Luddite, call me hopelessly nostalgic, call me an old bloke who’s still stuck in the 90’s, but I think web site development has become too complicated in the 21st century. Ah that feels better, I’ve said it now, it’s out there. Bite me! How it was Back In The Day (the 90s, let’s call it BITD), all …

So This is Fifty…

…and what have I done. Not a lot it seems. So it seemed a good opportunity to revisit my blog, my last post was in 2012 after all. So here I am, me at fifty. Fifty!! How did that happen. One minute I was, well.. thirty, OK thirty-five maybe, and the next…”Howay 5-0!”. I’m sure it didn’t just happen, I …

Job Post: Front End Web Developer. Employer: God.

This position is based in Heaven, although working from home is also an option. But you’ll probably prefer to work from the office due to the great views, floating on clouds and being served hot buttered toast and coffee from beautiful angel beings. The role: HTML4 Developer, God’s new homepage   Skills required: HTML4, CompuServe animated GIFs, a bit of …